As much as it is an honour to be called a DUite, it is a pain to get in a DU College. From 102% cut off to long queue of sweaty students begging to let them have a seat, it is a competition.
Imagine, if Yamraj would be checking your marksheets to determine whether you will go to heaven or hell, or there would be a cut off announced for the entry.
*Yamraj: How much did you get in 12th balike?*
Below 88% marks, go straight to Hell!
Rest follow behind me.
Lines would be formed:
General Category- you have suffered enough on Earth, you will go to heaven.
Girls will have a relaxation, boys go to the end of the line.
Next, SC/ST/OBC/PH all go in through the Golden gate.
General – Girls move next to towards the Silver Gate.
General – Boys, good luck next time. You need more marks.
Tough luck friends, let’s enjoy the fact that this is not the reality of afterlife.
Somya – Content Writer
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